New 2012 Presidential Campaign Poll

[Airstrip One]

Better for whom? This list of nobodies?

Aha, good candidates then, if the dinosaur media is not bothering to cover them. No comments about seeing Russia from home, or sleeping with wife #2 while #1 is in the hospital, or any of that stuff. Excluding Tancredo, of course, who does have media exposure, but is a douchebag.

 

[Airstrip One]

Actually New Mexico's new governor,Susanna Martinez would throw a monkey wrench into the race.

Wow, I hadn't heard of her. What's up with all these cool Republicans popping up in New Mexico. Too bad you can't have a presidential ticket from the same state...