Honestly if he had long hair and was smoking weed, he would be totally irresistible.
Last week he ran into my office because I had someone from kind of the streets in there (hard to explain without saying exactly where I work), and he’s just standing around in it. And after the guy left, I just looked at him, like “what?” And he said, you should leave the door open and the guy shouldn’t be standing over you like that, you don’t have to have people in here drooling into your hair. Even though I’m a total lefty, that was really hot.
