Geeko Sportivo
Verified User
Why do you hate turtles the are reptiles too. That is self loathing.
I have always had a problem with my 3rd cousins the turtles.
For one, when they fear something, they tuck tail, head, and legs and sit there like a bump on a hogs ass, and thus become vulnerable to attack!
Me, I learned to just skedaddle and my "Feet don't fail me now"! And if you try and catch me by my tail, I will gladly give it to you, and just grow me a new one!
You humans, have only existed about 200,000 years now, and have been trying to kill each other and destroy the earth ever since.
We reptilians have been around for 20 million years, AND STILL RUNNING STRONG!
And Jesus, walking on water is nothing new for us!

Thanks for asking!
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