You know what I hate? You know what makes me so angrly I could French kiss a badger after garglin with bacon grease?
It's these bow legged fraidy cat librals who can't stand behind what they say. Gotta hide behind some sort of nom der plume instead of comin right out an speaken what they think (that's assumin thars a libral who can think!). And ussly they's doin it to poke fun at some right thinkin American patriot like the dearly departed President Bush or the great radio orator Rush Limbaught or that hot looken dragon lady Michelle Malted.
WAKE UP AMERIKA!
If'n someone can't stand behind what they write with their real name then they should just keep that big ole pie hole of thars shut tight. You'd never catch any great Amerikan writer like Ellery Queen, O'Henry or Mark Twain hidden behind a made up name, woudl you? Why it's just unAmerikan!
Buttz Out!