Turd Deflector
Truth Deflector, Truth Rejector, Turd Delector...
I like PMS for PMP. Or, PostpartumProfit.
I prefer PiMP.
I call him PostMenstrualPussy.
Some others not listed...
Havana Moon = Havana Loon, Banana Loon, Havana Moron.
CFM = CrapFilledMoron, CrudFacedMaggot
Dark Soul = Dork Soul, Dork Hole, Dark Stool,
Sailor = Failor