This reminds me of that great cartoon a few years ago, when that idiot Reagan was blaming trees for pollution. Behind the Great Dork at he podium was a tree (Douglas Fir from memory) and it was leaning out from behind the Old Faker and hanging from the branches was a sign, "Stop Me Before I Kill Again!". It was great, particulary as the cartoonist caught Reagan's really dopey look, the stupid smirk, the twinkling eyes that were vacant and only twinkled because someone shot some vaseline into them before the pic was taken.
So - stop me before I get it wrong.
Oh and if you think I'm running a Judeo-Supremacist Hypothesis then you're on the wrong track. I'm not starting with a conclusion and trying to prove it. I'm thinking as I go along. You might like to try it, in your case it would be a first but it's old hat rather than Arse Hat.
Anyway, keep going grasshopper. This could be your greatest learning experience