Noahide!

FUCK THE POLICE

911 EVERY DAY
http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c102:H.J.RES.104.ENR:

H Dubya made an executive order that declared this:

Whereas society is profoundly concerned with the recent weakening of these principles that has resulted in crises that beleaguer and threaten the fabric of civilized society;


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noahide

Now lets look at the noahide laws:

1. Requirement to have just Laws: To set up an effective government to police the other six laws.

Unconstitutional.

2. Prohibition of Blasphemy: Not to curse God's name, and not to put faith in magical arts or omens.

Unconstitutional.

3. Prohibition of Idolatry: Not to manufacture or worship idols.

Unconstitutional.

4. Prohibition of Sexual Immorality: Not to commit adultery, practice bestiality, incest or male-male anal sex.

Unconstitutional.

5. Prohibition of Murder: Not to take human life.

Obvious.

6. Prohibition of Theft: Not to steal or otherwise take another's possessions, and not to kidnap.

Obvious.

7. Prohibition of eating the limb of a living animal.

Weird as fuck.
 
I'm proud of Watermark for his great satire and not proud of AHZ for missing the sarcasm. Dumbass.

There's nothing satirical here. These are valide and true links. The law that created Education Day is a nod to these theocratic dipshits. It's kind of scary.
 
3. Prohibition of Idolatry: Not to manufacture or worship idols.
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you guys that do not believe vehicular worship exists have not lived in the south.
we had our 911 when Earnheart died.
 
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