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[Damocles]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080423/ap_on_re_eu/books_jesus



By TOBY STERLING, Associated Press Writer Wed Apr 23, 4:24 PM ET

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - "Basic Instinct" director Paul Verhoeven has written a book that contradicts biblical teaching by suggesting that Jesus might have been fathered by a Roman soldier who raped Mary.

More at link...

He was probably a Christian...

 

[Lao Tse]

"Honey?! How in the hell did you get pregnant?"

"Ummmm... er... god did it? Yeah. That's the ticket."

 

[Antiaris Toxicaria]

Yeah, the guy who directed Robocop and Starship Troopers is probably the utmost authority on Jesus' life and Christianity in general.

 

[Lao Tse]

The only authority on jesus is jesus. Pray for the answers my children.

Who would jesus do?

 

[Antiaris Toxicaria]

The only authority on jesus is jesus. Pray for the answers my children.

Who would jesus do?

Did you read the article? Even his own group disagrees with him.

 

[Lao Tse]

Did you read the article? Even his own group disagrees with him.

So that makes him wrong?

 

[Damocles]

"Honey?! How in the hell did you get pregnant?"

"Ummmm... er... god did it? Yeah. That's the ticket."

It reminds me of the "Life of Brian".

Brian: So, who was my father?

Ma: A Roman named Naughtius Maximus!

Brian: You mean you were raped?

Ma: Well... At first!...

 

[evince]

religion is just so wierd.

 

[Damocles]

The only authority on jesus is jesus. Pray for the answers my children.

Who would jesus do?

Mary Magdalene apparently.

 

[Lao Tse]

Mary Magdalene apparently.

Jesus wouldn't do that with the golden member.

 

[Antiaris Toxicaria]

So that makes him wrong?

Yes, I would say so. Anytime actual scholars correct a B-movie director, I am inclined to believe the scholars.

Any more questions?

 

[Lao Tse]

Yes, I would say so. Anytime actual scholars correct a B-movie director, I am inclined to believe the scholars.

Any more questions?

Those scholars know the virgin birth is valid? I think it's actually impossible to determine.

 

[Antiaris Toxicaria]

Those scholars know the virgin birth is valid? I think it's actually impossible to determine.

Are you being intentionally stupid? The article says nothing about them confirming immaculate conception. It just says that they don't agree Mary was raped by a soldier.

Try to read next time.

 

[Lao Tse]

Are you being intentionally stupid? The article says nothing about them confirming immaculate conception. It just says that they don't agree Mary was raped by a soldier.

Try to read next time.

How can they know? Try to think just once.

 

[Antiaris Toxicaria]

How can they know? Try to think just once.

Jesus was purple.


^ Is that statement right just because "How do we know he wasn't purple?!?!"

 

[Lao Tse]

Jesus was purple.


^ Is that statement right just because "How do we know he wasn't purple?!?!"

Adultery and/or rape is far more within the realm of possibility than inexplicable purpleness.

that argument was totally lame. You must be a severely retarded moron or something.

People lie about adultery and rape all the time. The "virgin" mary could have been a liar.

 

[Antiaris Toxicaria]

Adultery and/or rape is far more within the realm of possibility than inexplicable purpleness.

that argument was totally lame. You must be a severely retarded moron or something.

People lie about adultery and rape all the time. The "virgin" mary could have been a liar.

I am still convinced you haven't read the article. The argument was not that Mary was a virgin, it was that Jesus was Joseph's son, not the child of a rapist.

Until you read it, don't bother responding.

 

[Lao Tse]

I am still convinced you haven't read the article. The argument was not that Mary was a virgin, it was that Jesus was Joseph's son, not the child of a rapist.

Until you read it, don't bother responding.

Scholars still have no way of knowing, unless they have a time machine. Until you get a brain cell, continue to be an idiot. Oh wait. That's automatic.

 

[Antiaris Toxicaria]

Scholars still have no way of knowing, unless they have a time machine. Until you get a brain cell, continue to be an idiot. Oh wait. That's automatic.

What did I tell you about finding an argument?

If scholars have no way of knowing, what makes you think that Mr. Robocop has a way of knowing?

 

[Lao Tse]

What did I tell you about finding an argument?

If scholars have no way of knowing, what makes you think that Mr. Robocop has a way of knowing?

He doesn't know either. It's impossible to know. YOU seem to believe erroneously that the scholars own a time machine and are willing to invade Mary's privacy.