Now We Know why Austin Power's Father hated the Dutch!
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Kamala Trump
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"Honey?! How in the hell did you get pregnant?"
"Ummmm... er... god did it? Yeah. That's the ticket."
"Ummmm... er... god did it? Yeah. That's the ticket."
Antiaris Toxicaria
Unique
Yeah, the guy who directed Robocop and Starship Troopers is probably the utmost authority on Jesus' life and Christianity in general.
Kamala Trump
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The only authority on jesus is jesus. Pray for the answers my children.
Who would jesus do?
Who would jesus do?
Antiaris Toxicaria
Unique
Did you read the article? Even his own group disagrees with him.
Kamala Trump
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So that makes him wrong?
It reminds me of the "Life of Brian".
Brian: So, who was my father?
Ma: A Roman named Naughtius Maximus!
Brian: You mean you were raped?
Ma: Well... At first!...
Mary Magdalene apparently.
Kamala Trump
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Jesus wouldn't do that with the golden member.
Antiaris Toxicaria
Unique
Yes, I would say so. Anytime actual scholars correct a B-movie director, I am inclined to believe the scholars.
Any more questions?
Kamala Trump
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Those scholars know the virgin birth is valid? I think it's actually impossible to determine.
Antiaris Toxicaria
Unique
Are you being intentionally stupid? The article says nothing about them confirming immaculate conception. It just says that they don't agree Mary was raped by a soldier.
Try to read next time.
Kamala Trump
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Antiaris Toxicaria
Unique
Jesus was purple.
^ Is that statement right just because "How do we know he wasn't purple?!?!"
Kamala Trump
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Adultery and/or rape is far more within the realm of possibility than inexplicable purpleness.
that argument was totally lame. You must be a severely retarded moron or something.
People lie about adultery and rape all the time. The "virgin" mary could have been a liar.
Antiaris Toxicaria
Unique
I am still convinced you haven't read the article. The argument was not that Mary was a virgin, it was that Jesus was Joseph's son, not the child of a rapist.
Until you read it, don't bother responding.
Kamala Trump
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Scholars still have no way of knowing, unless they have a time machine. Until you get a brain cell, continue to be an idiot. Oh wait. That's automatic.
Antiaris Toxicaria
Unique
What did I tell you about finding an argument?
If scholars have no way of knowing, what makes you think that Mr. Robocop has a way of knowing?
Kamala Trump
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He doesn't know either. It's impossible to know. YOU seem to believe erroneously that the scholars own a time machine and are willing to invade Mary's privacy.