Odious bitter toxic gender loonies

Primavera said:
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Just thought that I'd throw this in as well!!

It snowed last night...

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crews from the BBC ITV & SKY showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.
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Priceless...simply priceless.
 
Primavera said:
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Just thought that I'd throw this in as well!!

It snowed last night...

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crews from the BBC ITV & SKY showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.
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Well Done!
 
Primavera said:
Ask your racist buddy Guano, I'm sure he'll tell you.
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Wow, you really ARE lonely this morning. I see at least five of your replies to me, in response to not a single thing I've typed to you. Whazza matter, Tommy, has your bathhouse been closed down again for cooties? :rofl2:
 
Primavera said:
I just how you live in the whitest part of the US yet think you're down with the homies in the hood. Classic Wigger mentality.
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I'm sorry, whore, but you had your Acme Attention Whore Treats(tm) for the day. Now totter off and get your wife's undies washed before she wakes up and clobbers you again. Poor sad kept wanker. :laugh:
 
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Just love how you live in the whitest part of the US yet think you're living with the homies in the hood. What are you, a Crips or a Blood?

 
ThatOwlWoman said:
I'm sorry, whore, but you had your Acme Attention Whore Treats(tm) for the day. Now totter off and get your wife's undies washed before she wakes up and clobbers you again. Poor sad kept wanker. :laugh:
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You really are an empty headed fool! It's 8:30pm here ffs, did you think the whole world is on Lake Inferior time?
 
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