Off to Havana

[Jarod]

Havana good time and bring me back some Cohiba El-Presidente's or some Montecristo #2's. For god's sakes don't buy them from a street vender.

I have been warned about the street cigars. Ill get you a Cohiba if you want.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Havana good time and bring me back some Cohiba El-Presidente's or some Montecristo #2's. For god's sakes don't buy them from a street vender.

Mott, if you want good Cuban cigars, go to the Dominican Republic.

 

[Jarod]

Havana good time and bring me back some Cohiba El-Presidente's or some Montecristo #2's. For god's sakes don't buy them from a street vender.

I have been warned about the street cigars. Ill get you a Cohiba if you want.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I have been warned about the street cigars. Ill get you a Cohiba if you want.

you rock! A Cohiba would be awesome.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Mott, if you want good Cuban cigars, go to the Dominican Republic.

There's some mighty fine crack ho's out there 3D but they still ain't a French courtesan if you know what I mean Holmes?

 

[canceled.2021.1]

I have been warned about the street cigars. Ill get you a Cohiba if you want.

Shows what you know. Cuban cigars have sucked for years. Castro killed it. They rely on reputation and gullible suckers alone. Anyone who knows anything about cigars knows that Dominicans rule the roost now

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I have been warned about the street cigars. Ill get you a Cohiba if you want.

Thanks Jarod!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Shows what you know. Cuban cigars have sucked for years. Castro killed it. They rely on reputation and gullible suckers alone. Anyone who knows anything about cigars knows that Dominicans rule the roost now

Funny...I had some Montecristos #2 last year and they were excellent cigars. Dominican Cigars have excelled and their top products are equal to or even superior to top Cubans which I would agree are somewhat over rated due to lack of availability but you obviously haven't had a good Habana recently as they are excellent cigars with a unique flavor.

 

[anatta]

enjoy..get a personal driver in an old vintage car! watch out for crumbling buildings

 

[canceled.2021.1]

enjoy..get a personal driver in an old vintage car! watch out for crumbling buildings

Are you saying the socialists haven't invested in infrastructure

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Cuba is still a free country, unlike the fascist piece of territory that the United States once occupied.

 

[canceled.2021.1]

Cuba is still a free country, unlike the fascist piece of territory that the United States once occupied.

Funny. Lefties think Cooba is this utopian paradise of socialist rule yet you never hear stories of Americans trying to climb on rickety rafts braving the elements to go to Cuba. Not one ever. Neva. Eva.

Maybe Skidmark should go seek asylum in Cooba

 

[Minister of Truth]

There's some mighty fine crack ho's out there 3D but they still ain't a French courtesan if you know what I mean Holmes?

Holmes prefers the needle.

 

[Jarod]

Cuba is still a free country, unlike the fascist piece of territory that the United States once occupied.

They have freedom, its just different freedoms than we have. Its all relative.

Mott, I ran out of time and did not get you a Cohiba, I did get you a cigar called a Guantanamera, if you want it I will send it to you, PM me.

 

[Phantasmal]

I'm off to Cuba w some friends, I almost hate to be away from media for this weekends installment of The Crazy American President... anyway with Fidel being gone I suspect they might ask me to stay and be dictator, so if you don't hear from me, you will know where I am!

Have a great time, can't wait to hear about your trip.