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英語在香港
There was this guy. He looked as if he had just graduated and flung his brightly coloured mortar board as high as he could before posing for photos with his doting Mummy and Daddy.
But he had not just graduated.
OK. He looked as if he was auditioning for some new high school movie. Maybe the second lead or the guy who never got a girl to go to the prom. But it wasn't an actor at an audition.
Maybe he was a trainee manager for a chain of chemists or a young insurance salesman. Might have been good at that.
But no. He wasnt a trainee anything.
He hadn't just graduated.
He had not just been turned down to play in the kallige football team.
Who was he?
He was Ryan.
Ryan who?
Dunno.
Private Ryan? Could be.
But Ryan he was.
What did he say?
Dunno. I just could not focus on anything he said. Was it some sort of oral exam? If it was, he failed.
But this I was told. There are real grown up people in America who actually look UP to this kid. I mean people who drive cars and rope cattle (or whatever Floridinians do) actually look UP to this boy and want him to be....
wait for it .....
they want him to be their ....
I said 'wait for it'
They want him to be their vice president!
Who needs Bill Maher? Who needs Jon Stewart? Who needs David Letterman? You have Ryan!
Ryan the saviour.
Ryan the f*ckin' vice president of the USA. LOL oh excuse me... LOL LOL LOL
But he had not just graduated.
OK. He looked as if he was auditioning for some new high school movie. Maybe the second lead or the guy who never got a girl to go to the prom. But it wasn't an actor at an audition.
Maybe he was a trainee manager for a chain of chemists or a young insurance salesman. Might have been good at that.
But no. He wasnt a trainee anything.
He hadn't just graduated.
He had not just been turned down to play in the kallige football team.
Who was he?
He was Ryan.
Ryan who?
Dunno.
Private Ryan? Could be.
But Ryan he was.
What did he say?
Dunno. I just could not focus on anything he said. Was it some sort of oral exam? If it was, he failed.
But this I was told. There are real grown up people in America who actually look UP to this kid. I mean people who drive cars and rope cattle (or whatever Floridinians do) actually look UP to this boy and want him to be....
wait for it .....
they want him to be their ....
I said 'wait for it'
They want him to be their vice president!
Who needs Bill Maher? Who needs Jon Stewart? Who needs David Letterman? You have Ryan!
Ryan the saviour.
Ryan the f*ckin' vice president of the USA. LOL oh excuse me... LOL LOL LOL