You're not. Your name isn't there. Can't prove a negative. Doesn't matter anyways. Over all the years you've claimed to be an ex-special ed teacher, your disdain for ppl with mental issues, your self-righteous sneering at children and adults who aren't white, your mockery of racial issues complete with racist jokes about black ppl going to the welfare office, your hate for those you know are superior to you -- all this has been made evident by your bitter public posts. You can parrot all the Sekrit Teechur Werds you like, we know the truth. It's obvious that you *know* someone who taught, hence your familiarity with the lingo. But a teacher you are not, unless you taught Hateful Snark 401. Bet all those kids graduated with honors! lol
See now, this is the sort of thing that happens when you spend years on public forums telling other ppl that they aren't really writers, self-employed business owners, nurses, educators, physicians, veterans, etc. Karma.... it's a bitch.