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Good Mornin

Is calling someone a cunt Christian?

Asking for a friend.

That question triggered a rash of confessions...Nicely done...

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Good question. Is lying Christian? Is mocking others' intelligence, careers, appearance, gender, sexuality, race Christian? Is posting false information and insults on the Sabbath -- or any other day -- Christian? Inquiring minds would like to know. lol

No, it's not, which is why all JPP MAGAts are not Christians as they prove daily.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Of course you believe in that. You've spent hours and zillions of electrons here, exhibiting that very belief. YOU'RE right. YOUR church is the only true church. YOUR beliefs are the only way to Heaven. Etc. Everyone who doesn't believe as you do is wrong.

It always amuses me how JPP MAGAts who call themselves Christians love to beat others with their crosses while declaring their virtue.

 

[Diesel]

The phrase is "couldn't care less". Think about it for a second. If you COULD care less then you care somewhat about the topic.

If you COULDN'T care less then you don't care.

Hope that clarifies it.



Why?

Bless you for trying to explain English grammar to the MAGAts. It's a lost cause, but I commend your efforts.

 

[Bai Lan]

Thanks for proving you are not a Christian, Ms. Edwina. I figured you weren't but it's always nice to see confirmation.

I myself don't go along with the age of 8,...more like 12 for age of reason. I also don't go along with a lot of the " do this and go straight to Hell" ideas some Christians seem to have. We as people do not have the authority to judge who gets to go to Heaven or Hell,....that's not for us and Im glad it isn't. I am also a huge believer in redemption,....its what the Bible teaches and quite frankly it just feels right to me,.... redemption is true and just if earned. A person can be awful in many different ways most of their life and still earn redemption if their head and most importantly heart is in the right place and they ask for true forgiveness for their sins. Now,....that doesn't give people a pass to just do as they may throughout their life then say SORRY right AT the end either....LOL

yes.

since we're eternal souls, if there is true change after being bad, the greater part of eternity is spent on the side of good.

eternity is a long time.

at least a gazillion years.

 

[Diesel]

Protests believe God protects his message and God protected it when the church authorities selected the cannons. It was God's guidance not some evidence of Catholic Church's ecclesiastical authority. If the Catholic Church had known Revelations' message they would have never let it be included in the New Testament. God made sure Revelation passed through the Catholic Church's hands so it could be properly interpreted for the end of time.

You're a fucking lunatic.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

eternity is a long time.
at least a gazillion years.

Space-Time began with after the Big Bang. Before the Big Bang and outside the Universe, is beyond time. AKA Eternity.

 

[Bai Lan]

It always amuses me how JPP MAGAts who call themselves Christians love to beat others with their crosses while declaring their virtue.

it amuses me how jpp Dutch Monkeys can only participate in discussion through quote box altering.

 

[Guno צְבִי]

Protests believe God protects his message and God protected it when the church authorities selected the cannons. It was God's guidance not some evidence of Catholic Church's ecclesiastical authority. If the Catholic Church had known Revelations' message they would have never let it be included in the New Testament. God made sure Revelation passed through the Catholic Church's hands so it could be properly interpreted for the end of time.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DJv0rx5g-c

 

[Bai Lan]

I eat jizz

fixed that for you.

of course you do.

it's the amazing party trick you think it is, gimp.

 

[Bai Lan]

Please read my comment again. Fundies -- and almost all other Christians -- believe that if you do not accept Jesus as your savior, you are going to Hell. That means Buddhists, pagans, Hindus, Muslims, atheists, agnostics, Jews. That means babies, children, adults, elders. "No one comes to the Father but through me."

and jews and Muslims think idolators should be decapitated.

everybody has a dum dum side.

and Minerva, your faith is demonry.

 

[Damocles]

Please read my comment again. Fundies -- and almost all other Christians -- believe that if you do not accept Jesus as your savior, you are going to Hell. That means Buddhists, pagans, Hindus, Muslims, atheists, agnostics, Jews. That means babies, children, adults, elders. "No one comes to the Father but through me."

However, as I stated, they believe that all children below the age of reason will be going to heaven regardless of their belief or religion.

 

[ThatOwlWoman]

It always amuses me how JPP MAGAts who call themselves Christians love to beat others with their crosses while declaring their virtue.

They do, don't they? FatLame is sounding more and more like that unhinged goofball Stretch. Hmm.

 

[ThatOwlWoman]

However, as I stated, they believe that all children below the age of reason will be going to heaven regardless of their belief or religion.

Interesting. I lived among fundies for many years. Even went to one of their churches for a couple years. That is not what I was told. It probably varies by sect and the minister's belief. Many of those non-denominational churches make it up as they go.

 

[Guno צְבִי]

Protests believe God protects his message and God protected it when the church authorities selected the cannons. It was God's guidance not some evidence of Catholic Church's ecclesiastical authority. If the Catholic Church had known Revelations' message they would have never let it be included in the New Testament. God made sure Revelation passed through the Catholic Church's hands so it could be properly interpreted for the end of time.

Your xtian bibles revelation reads like it had written by someone on drugs

 

[Dutch Uncle]

They do, don't they? FatLame is sounding more and more like that unhinged goofball Stretch. Hmm.

Could be but goofballs all tend to follow a certain pattern of human behavior just like logical people do.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Your xtian bibles revelation reads like had written by someone on drugs

Another theory is that it was deliberately written to scare the Jesus into people.

Not a very Christian idea to force people into believing, but common for the times over 1700 years ago. They weren't very sophisticated in many ways back then.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Interesting. I lived among fundies for many years. Even went to one of their churches for a couple years. That is not what I was told. It probably varies by sect and the minister's belief. Many of those non-denominational churches make it up as they go.

Agreed on the variances.

That said, I fail to see how God can be all-merciful, all-loving and all-knowing but also prevent young souls from entering Heaven.

 

[NiftyNiblick]

Your xtian bibles revelation reads like it had written by someone on drugs

That's the King Jimmy version.
Catholic Bible doesn't call it "Revelations."
It's called "Apocalypse" and we may be in the middle of it right now.
How did we let this happen?

 

[Bai Lan]

Like most ignorant MAGATs, you see life as some win-lose game. It's not. You worry about your own soul and keep your judgy eyes off of others and we'll all be good.

haha you keep losing.