Parody news stories we'd like to see

T. A. Gardner

T. A. Gardner

Serial Thread Killer
There are great parody news sites like The Onion or Babylon Bee. What news stories would you like to see that parody things going on?

I for one think this would make a great one:

Gavin Newsom announces plan to tax anyone who ever lived in California to close budget deficit.

Did you live in California 30 years ago? Governor Newsom wants to send you a bill for 30 years of back taxes you owe the state of California for having lived there...
 

Man Bravely Resigns From Trump Administration At Great Cost Of Doing Podcast Tour, Getting Book Deal​

"I wish I had any other choice but to write a tell-all book about my experiences in the Trump administration," sighed Kent. "It pains me deeply to leave my post, knowing that every news organization in the world will be desperate to give me fawning interviews. I do not lightly leave behind the great men and women I have worked with, everyday heroes that sadly will never get to go on a world podcast tour."
babylonbee.com

Man Bravely Resigns From Trump Administration At Great Cost Of Doing Podcast Tour, Getting Book Deal

NEW YORK CITY — Joe Kent has resigned from the Trump administration despite the fact that doing so will lead to him being invited on a podcast tour and getting a six-figure book deal.
babylonbee.com babylonbee.com
 
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