𝗣𝗼𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗯𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗳'𝗱 𝘂𝗽 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗜'𝘃𝗲 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗱....

[Nomad]

This is apparently 100% true...

Quadruple amputee, professional cornhole player faces murder charges

A professional cornhole player and quadruple amputee has been formally charged with murder and multiple related offenses in connection with a deadly shooting that occurred in Charles County on March 22, 2026.

www.fox5dc.com

1) How was a quadruple amputee able to drive a car??

2) How was a quadruple amputee able to shoot a gun with no hands or fingers???

3) How was he able to shoot a gun with no hands or fingers while driving a car????

 

[zymurgy]

I have some reasonable doubts

“Professional cornhole player” already sounded fake, and then the rest of the headline happened.

 

[Nomad]

I have some reasonable doubts

“Professional cornhole player” already sounded fake, and then the rest of the headline happened.

Well, you can Google it.

It's being reported by multiple sources.

Or didn't you notice the screenshots including the one from your heroes at Fox News?

And the link to the site.

Didn't notice those, eh...?

 

[zymurgy]

Well, you can Google it.

It's being reported by multiple sources.

Or didn't you notice the screenshots including the one from your heroes at Fox News?

And the link to the site.

Didn't notice those, eh...?

wow. you are such a a loser you lost track of the joke

reasonable doubt about his guilt, not the story. and the joke about corn hole being a sport you can go pro at.

^angry little man can't see straight though. derp derp derpity derp

 

[AProudLefty]

So many questions.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

wow. you are such a a loser you lost track of the joke

reasonable doubt about his guilt, not the story. and the joke about corn hole being a sport you can go pro at.

^angry little man can't see straight though. derp derp derpity derp

Derp derp

If you have to explain a joke, then it's a shitty joke.