I was in Austin not to long ago and the sticker I saw there was 'Keep Austin Wierd'.
Sweet. No, I'm talking about really bizarre bumper stickers. Bible belt texas was on the islamo-fascist bandwagon before you rubes finally caught up.
My eyeballs nearly popped out of my head when I saw this bumpersticker on a texas pickup truck:
"Keep your whore religion out of my Christian crotch".
That's a real conversation starter.