Presenting - The Best Friends Alliance

[BRUTALITOPS]

Introducing...

The Best Friends Alliance

Our mission goal is to dedicate ourselves to friendly business.
Our Arch enemy are the proles.

Proles are:

1.) Religious people
2.) Those that do not respect the science-ly goodness.
3.) The ignorant, stupid masses.

Most of you are proles.

Members of BFA are as follows:

• Grind
• Watermark
• Ib1yysguy

This is due to our frequent aim rendezvous's. You don't talk on aim so you can't be a super best friend.

We will shortly determine our acquaintances by unanimous secret vote. Acquaintances have the privilege of carrying such a name, and not being a prole.

BFA EXCELSIOR! <o/

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

We're BFF's.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

we also aren't using a social group because social groups are gay. so sayeth our laws.

 

[/MSG/]

You guys are funny.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Doesn't rule #3 exclude all current members except Grind?

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

threedee, your sucking up ability is commendable. i would vote you acquittance but i fear you would not pass the unanimous muster

 

[/MSG/]

threedee, your sucking up ability is commendable. i would vote you acquittance but i fear you would not pass the unanimous muster

Or maybe, aside from the random name changes, you're the only one tolerable to listen to?

 

[Minister of Truth]

threedee, your sucking up ability is commendable. i would vote you acquittance but i fear you would not pass the unanimous muster

Plus, I am ruled out by the religion requirement.

 

[Damocles]

You should use a fluffy bunny as your group avatar, because fluffy bunnies show off the science-ly goodness.

 

[Beefy]

God, the ignorant bliss of a young man in his 20's.

Congratulations on having only piddly nonsense to worry about.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

ok mr. im living it up on Hawaii with a bunch of hot chicks smoking cigars and going to the beach all the time

 

[Beefy]

ok mr. im living it up on Hawaii with a bunch of hot chicks smoking cigars and going to the beach all the time

None of which is piddly, nor nonsense.

 

[Norman Paperman]

ok mr. im living it up on Hawaii with a bunch of hot chicks smoking cigars and going to the beach all the time

Great work if you can get it...

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Doesn't rule #3 exclude all current members except Grind?

no, they aren't that massive.....

 

[DamnYankee]

This thread is gay.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

your mom's gay.

 

[DamnYankee]

No she's not. She's dead.

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

your mom's gay.

:yermom:

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

No she's not. She's dead.

PWNED!

 

[Topspin]

Just cause Grind has an aversion to chicks doesn't mean he's gay.
southerncoward is gayer than balls on Ryan Seacrest's chin.