Saint Guinefort
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Phimosis identifies as a turd. His pronouns are Feces and Poop.
Hilarious. No, seriously, this is really funny. It's clever and shows an understanding of the topic. And do NOT let anyone tell you it reads like it was written by a child.
(For the record my pronouns are Fecalith and Poopy Pooo Poo.)