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FUCK THE POLICE

911 EVERY DAY
A white, male American lay dying on the ground, as well as a black Columbian woman (who is also dying, for the more pedantic amongst us).

Who would you save?
 
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Black woman, no doubt then.

It would be fuckin sweet to find out you had just saved the life of the Juarez boss's wife or something.
 
Why would I save either? Truth is, whichever I came across first I'd save, then too busy to find the second.
 
There was that one columbian drug lord who was once ranked as the seventh richest man in the world. He was so powerful he rivaled the Columbian government in power. Whenever he finally agreed to turn himself in, he was given 5 years in prison for hundreds of murders and a cocaine operation that controlled 80% of all cocaine going to the US. He was even allowed to construct his own prison, which he made into a palace. The Columbian government got kind of angry whenever he started committing killings in his palace prison, so they tried to move him to a regular prison. The Columbian government brought in the army to get him out, but the drug lord just walked out of the back door and was on the run again.

He died in an assanisation. Still, he'd probably kill you for even glancing at his wife, whether or not you saved her life.
 
Escobar had a badass life didn't he?

To think... going from drug lord to politican then back.

We never would have defeated Escobar without enlisting the help of his rivals though.
 
Escobar had a badass life didn't he?

To think... going from drug lord to politican then back.

We never would have defeated Escobar without enlisting the help of his rivals though.

Escobar was a fuckin' monster. A sick, twisted monster. Read "Killing Pablo". Great read on the hunt for him.
 
A government more dangerous to our liberty, than is the enemy it claims to protect us from.

Some governments can be. Not all governments are.
 
I would call 911 first, then try and determine which one is in a more critical situation and wrap their wounds as tight as possible first. Then wrap the others, thats about all I could do for them until paramedic arrive.
 
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