Rare Drunkenposting Moment...

[Mott the Hoople]

Taking a shower in urine and spit isn't bathing.

I hear ya. We call that a michigan sponge bath.

 

[Minister of Truth]

 

[USFREEDOM911]

I can answer that question!

A Woodchuck would chuck, could chuck wood, if a Woodchuck could chuck wood.

The question was regarding how much wood a woodchuck could chuck; not if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 

[Damocles]

LOL. That's just a bit tough, and nobody asked while I was still on...

 

[Damocles]

Hmmm...

He's either fallen asleep or he's giving the microwave some serious skunk eye, whilst shouting about "cocksucking network problems".

So that's what it was!