Tom ventured into an old Irish pub,
And ordered himself a glass of their ale.
He watched as the crowd devoured their grub,
Thinking them less for not kissing Queen tail.
There once was a sock named Jade
Who had to pay to get laid
With a mouth full of dicks
He trolled JustPlainPolitics
Yet, he blocked all the cons because he's afraid
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