Rep. Jamaal Bowman pulls fire alarm ahead of vote to pass short-term funding bill

[Lionfish]

Perhaps if this asshat had been around on Jan 6, he could have pulled the same stunt and cleared the Capitol building of those thousands of insurrectionists that completely took over our government and reinstated Donald J. Trump as President of the United States.

 

[ExpressLane]

Exactly...which is why such a malicious act should be taken seriously...

Some of the band members of Pantera (Vinnie Paul and Dimebag Darrell) lived on the hillside directly above my brother they were discharging bottle rockets and fireworks directly above the wood roof homes below. One of the homeowners called the cops on the band members and they were issued a ticket. So they called in a fake fire alarm on the home owners that had called the cops. After the fire department responded to the fake alarm the Fire Marshall issued the band a $5K citation.

These same guys were partying with the Dallas Stars who had just won the Stanley Cup at that house. Someone threw the Cup trophy into the pool from a balcony . The only problem was it bounced off the pool deck before hitting the pool.

 

[Nomad]

How are you not dealing with it? Dude pulled the fire alarm. That's a crime. He did it. Deal with it.

So your answer to my question is to just repeat your same stupid question again.

Whatever.

 

[domer76]

Why is pulling a fire alarm when there is no fire a criminal offense? What if, indeed...

What if pigs were invisible? Bacon prices would be much higher.

“What if” has never happened in the history of mankind.

 

[ExpressLane]

What if pigs were invisible? Bacon prices would be much higher.

“What if” has never happened in the history of mankind.

The risks of responding to alarms is real. Invisible pigs aren't, moron.

 

[Earl]

Sounds like an act of insurrection.

 

[ExpressLane]

So your answer to my question is to just repeat your same stupid question again.

Whatever.

 

[ExpressLane]

Ruh roh. The always bullshittery filled “what if”.

The mantra of losers.

I suggest you go to the nearest Federal Courthouse and pull a fire alarm and find out what happens to you.

 

[Earl]

He was a school principle.......of course he knows what a fire alarm is. All schools do fire drills.

If he is too dumb to know what a fire alarm is, he is too dumb to be in Congress.

 

[Concart]

We should probably just hang him.

 

[Earl]

If he had been a Republican, he would already have been hung.

 

[TOP]

I suggest you go to the nearest Federal Courthouse and pull a fire alarm and find out what happens to you.

What if?

 

[TOP]

If he had been a Republican, he would already have been hung.

It's very telling they're buying his "I just needed to get the door open" ...Did he go through the door after he pulled the alarm?

 

[Diesel]

Its obstruction of Congress...u stupid commie

Obstructing Congressional or Administrative

Proceedings (18 U.S.C. 1505)

Section 1505 outlaws obstructing congressional or federal administrative proceedings, a crime
punishable by imprisonment not more than five years (not more than eight years if the offense
involves domestic or international terrorism). The crime has three essential elements. First, there
must be a proceeding pending before a department or agency of the United States. Second, the
defendant must be aware of the pending proceeding. Third, the defendant must have intentionally
endeavored corruptly to influence, obstruct or impede the pending proceeding. Section 1505
offenses are not RICO or money laundering predicate offenses. Conspiracy to obstruct
administrative or congressional proceedings may be prosecuted under 18 U.S.C. 371, and the
general aiding and abetting, accessory after the fact, and misprision statutes are likely to apply
with equal force in the case of obstruction of an administrative or congressional proceeding.

You're such an insane piece of shit. The fire alarm was not in the Capitol; and Bowman says it was an accident. The vote was held. The bill passed. You, McCarthy, and you MAGA cocksuckers lost. Again. Like always. And so you whiny little bitches want to blow up a thread about a fire alarm. You are the biggest bunch of pussies that has ever existed.

 

[Lionfish]

 

[Lionfish]

 

[Diesel]

I renew my objection to the massive amounts of JPP clutter, which happens only because so many of the membership here are scum.

I should have posted in this thread from the jump but I did not see it, hoping for better (over optimism has been my great failing this life) i did not look for dupe threads.

You came here in 2020 after you were permanently banned from DP. You have been a miserable, muddled, stumbling, doomsday mess in all 64,000 of your posts since then. "Over optimism" has no association with you whatsoever.

 

[volsrock]

Whatever the charge is for pulling a fire alarm is what he should be charged with..

Whatever the penalty is for pulling a fire alarm is what he should receive.



Nonsense.

You made an absurd comparison based on absurd logic.

I merely illustrated how absurd your logic was.

two crimes

pulling the alarm and obstruction of Congress

 

[Diesel]

lol.......like you folks do?.....

Yes.

 

[volsrock]

You're such an insane piece of shit. The fire alarm was not in the Capitol; and Bowman says it was an accident. The vote was held. The bill passed. You, McCarthy, and you MAGA cocksuckers lost. Again. Like always. And so you whiny little bitches want to blow up a thread about a fire alarm. You are the biggest bunch of pussies that has ever existed.

Bowman says it was an accident.

The fire alarm is at a pull station. And every pull station is big and red. If you believe his statement, you are a fool.. And if he believes his own statement,. He pulled the fire alarm to interrupt an official government proceeding. He should be expelled and arrested.