Lowaicue
英語在香港
Remove your money from banks; burn it all. Problem solved, you are now free.
Nah. Take your money out and burn the banks.
There has been a driving revolution though. When I drove I knew where I was going. I knew which way was North and could then work out the other compass points. I knew the 'lie of the land', I knew where the main towns were and where the rivers and hills were. If I needed more detailed information I would have the ability to open a map and, balancing it on the steering wheel hub, follow it to my destination.
Not now. Young drivers not only do not know which way is north, they have no idea whether they are travelling in the general direction of the coast, for instance ... because they all have .... SatNav! The modern driver gets into his car, turns on the engine, turns off his brain and trusts to the dulcet tones of John Cleese or some other star to tell them which way to go.
'At the garden gate turn left - in one hundred yards turn right. You have enough petrol for another forty three point four three nine miles.'
Aha. But I know I have enough petrol to make a petrol bomb and set fire to the wretched machine and its bloody comedic voice. So I win......
Pull in here please, I'm taking the bus!
