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In a statement today, one time governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, stated that she would definitely not run for the presidency.
'I have discussed this with my family,' said Ms Palin, known for her right of centre views and nearness to the Koch brothers, 'I intend to devote my time to being nice to animals and following the Holy Squirrel.'
Ms Palin has recently enrolled in a course to study the teachings of the Grand Fairy of Bacup and the Holy Squirrel. 'The true knowledge of Gogmagogism has been revealed to me through the teachings of the Grand Fairy. I have turned my life round and haven't killed a polar bear for days,' she said earlier today.
'I have discussed this with my family,' said Ms Palin, known for her right of centre views and nearness to the Koch brothers, 'I intend to devote my time to being nice to animals and following the Holy Squirrel.'
Ms Palin has recently enrolled in a course to study the teachings of the Grand Fairy of Bacup and the Holy Squirrel. 'The true knowledge of Gogmagogism has been revealed to me through the teachings of the Grand Fairy. I have turned my life round and haven't killed a polar bear for days,' she said earlier today.