Savage

Dora is BROWN. She is HISPANIC. SHE MUST BE DEPORTED. Dora bad. Poison blood of mighty nation! Teach children geography and shit...not good for anyone know where they are or how to get out.

Dora bad.

Hang with monkey. Bad things happen to monkey. Bad Dora. Bad Monkey.

Literally WTF is wrong with you people?
He thinks it's funny and he does it to aggravate people.
 
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I don't agree with Larry the Cable Guy's politics but his defense of the Libertarian candidate in 2016 thusly:

"I'm a Trump man and when I say Trump Man, I mean Gary Johnson." He clarified, "The choice is, let's see, Do I want to poop my pants or do I want somebody else to poop my pants….I think I'll go with pooping my own pants. That ought to give you an answer right there." (REASON)

Not really sure I understand his point in this sentence, but the metaphor is HILARIOUS and needs to be applied to SOMETHING. (I think there's an old joke about a guy who got drunk at a bar, but I can't remember it exactly).
 
I tell some radical Leftist pushing that shit that my pronouns are "Boss" and "Chief."

I prefer, 'Hard but fair.' :awesome:

I would dearly love to see someone write an e-mail about you using YOUR PREFERRED PRONOUNS.

"And then Boss said 'I done shit my pants! Guess I gotta go home now!' and we all laughed. But Chief's pants were a complete mess."
 
She can just do "Plan B" three times and she'll be fine...

I have to wonder who'd want to impregnate her.

Moby Dick was fictional, Old Tom is dead, so's Shamu, ditto Humphrey the Humpback, likewise Keiko (aka 'Willy'), and Migaloo's not doing too well.

:dunno:


 
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