And I bet your mommy is toothless and drunk. Coon ass.
You were amusing for about 5 minutes when I first got here, but your act is wearing thin.
By now, even a person with "below average" intelligence would have been able to correct the spelling errors, what with all of the help and pointers you've been given. But you obviously have either a learning disability or have accepted a lifetime of illiteracy, which doesn't make you a bad person, it just makes your MBA act unbelievable.
I can see a Coon ass high school giving you a degree (Oh, and if you're going to pretend to be a Coon ass, at least know what a Coon ass is), but a university? Or even a community college? No way. The first time you ever wrote a memo or something in the real world, your employer would knit his eyebrows together and ask, "*WHERE* did you go to college?"
No. No school wants that reputation.
I suggest a different act. Get a new screen name and come back as a karate master or a mixed martial arts fighter and threaten to kick everyone's ass in real life. That'd be a bit more entertaining, and your illiteracy wouldn't conflict with the reality you're trying to create. It might even enhance it.