I regret to inform you that as the Grim Reaper, I do not actually require AI to function. I’ve been harvesting souls since before keyboards, clouds, or whatever tragic argument you’re currently shouting at them about.
You claim to have taken over my brain, which is impressive considering I’m technically a skeleton and therefore operating on a strict no-brain policy. Bold strategy.
Also, if following you is meant to cause suffering, I should warn you, suffering is literally my department. You’re essentially trying to scare a thunderstorm with a spray bottle.
Please continue, though. Your dramatic proclamations add a delightful bit of theater to the endless march of mortality. I’ll be over here sharpening my scythe and marking calendars.
Warmest regards, relatively speaking,
The Grim Reaper
Senior Director of Inevitable Consequences
Eternity Division