Sharia Law Keeps Men From Becoming Gay

Well, clearly. As clearly as President Iminadinnerjacket said there are no gay people in Iran, but there are tons of them here and in Britain where they let women drive and have laws against rape...

So, it must mean that women driving creates gay people!
 
Well, clearly. As clearly as President Iminadinnerjacket said there are no gay people in Iran, but there are tons of them here and in Britain where they let women drive and have laws against rape...

So, it must mean that women driving creates gay people!

Well, women driving emasculates men, like castrating? It’s a castration thing. And once you get the women driving, then they think they can have ideas, and the worst part is when they start writing articles about their orgasms and stuff, which makes men start to feel like sex isn’t all about them, which leads to male stress, and then the men can’t be men and then that’s when the whole thing just falls apart and men start sexing other men!

It's Science people! Sorry!
 
Well, women driving emasculates men, like castrating? It’s a castration thing. And once you get the women driving, then they think they can have ideas, and the worst part is when they start writing articles about their orgasms and stuff, which makes men start to feel like sex isn’t all about them, which leads to male stress, and then the men can’t be men and then that’s when the whole thing just falls apart and men start sexing other men!

It's Science people! Sorry!
You nailed it. Why do you think so many guys drive big trucks/SUV's?
 
Well, clearly. As clearly as President Iminadinnerjacket said there are no gay people in Iran, but there are tons of them here and in Britain where they let women drive and have laws against rape...

So, it must mean that women driving creates gay people!

Yes, because as it has been proven, a vehicle is an extension of a man's penis, it is why middle aged men buy sports cars. Women get in behind the wheel and they feel the penis power! They see women with penis power and it just turns them gay!
 
Well, women driving emasculates men, like castrating? It’s a castration thing. And once you get the women driving, then they think they can have ideas, and the worst part is when they start writing articles about their orgasms and stuff, which makes men start to feel like sex isn’t all about them, which leads to male stress, and then the men can’t be men and then that’s when the whole thing just falls apart and men start sexing other men!

It's Science people! Sorry!

YEs, pure science, anything that empowers women, turns men gay. Pure and simple.
 
Why are those on the right, so obsessed with all things gay? I tell you, it's more than meets the eye.
 
Well, women driving emasculates men, like castrating? It’s a castration thing. And once you get the women driving, then they think they can have ideas, and the worst part is when they start writing articles about their orgasms and stuff, which makes men start to feel like sex isn’t all about them, which leads to male stress, and then the men can’t be men and then that’s when the whole thing just falls apart and men start sexing other men!

It's Science people! Sorry!

Exactly. How can I possibly remain straight knowing that women have orgasms?
 
Yes, because as it has been proven, a vehicle is an extension of a man's penis, it is why middle aged men buy sports cars. Women get in behind the wheel and they feel the penis power! They see women with penis power and it just turns them gay!

Just like guns are a metaphor for a big dick...all those with "shorties", I betcha they have a gun. I bet that.
 
Why are those on the right, so obsessed with all things gay? I tell you, it's more than meets the eye.

It is your sense of humor, women love gay men, you dress well, can cook, and are usually very creative, gay men do all the things that conservative men just aren't able to do. :) plus most of you are drop dead gorgeous and have money. It is envy I tell you!
 
Yes, because as it has been proven, a vehicle is an extension of a man's penis, it is why middle aged men buy sports cars. Women get in behind the wheel and they feel the penis power! They see women with penis power and it just turns them gay!

That would explain why women can't drive.
 
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