Should I Kill Myself?

[Minister of Truth]

I'm still shook up over that thread CanadianChild posted where he said I should kill myself. Do you agree with him, because this is a it of an emotional time for me, and I want your advice.

 

[Topspin]

Yes if your in college on Daddy's allowance and still haven't been laid. Kill yourself

 

[Cancel3]

I know its rude to answer a question with a question, but .....

Should I care?

 

[Cancel7]

I'm still shook up over that thread CanadianChild posted where he said I should kill myself. Do you agree with him, because this is a it of an emotional time for me, and I want your advice.

I hope that you are kidding. I almost told that idiot that I don't think it's ever appropriate to tell a teen to kill themselves, for obvious reasons. But I don't like to answer him.

Of course you shouldn't.

 

[Chapdog]

strap your boots on and stop being emotional.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

1 and 3.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Yes if your in college on Daddy's allowance and still haven't been laid. Kill yourself

ANYONE WHO WENT TO COLLEGE WITH THEIR PARENTS HELP SHOULD KILL THEMSELVES!

IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD 20K A YEAR STRAIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL THEN YOU SHOULD GO WORK AT THE COAL MINES!

 

[Minister of Truth]

I know its rude to answer a question with a question, but .....

Should I care?

Fair question.

I also find Watermark's points to be fairly even-handed, but then he got set off on a tangent by Toppy.

 

[Minister of Truth]

I hope that you are kidding. I almost told that idiot that I don't think it's ever appropriate to tell a teen to kill themselves, for obvious reasons. But I don't like to answer him.

Of course you shouldn't.

Me no teen...

strap your boots on and stop being emotional.

I like that. Its empowering!!!

 

[Damocles]

Where is the "I think you should just maim yourself." option?

 

[Cancel3]

Where is the "I think you should just maim yourself." option?

Nah, maiming himself would be a halfassed step. Go for the whole deal and end it all.

 

[Damocles]

Nah, maiming himself would be a halfassed step. Go for the whole deal and end it all.

A good maiming lasts a lifetime, a suicide is just a moment.

 

[LadyT]

Where is the "I think you should just maim yourself." option?

I was disappointed that loofahing your self wasn't an option

 

[Cancel3]

A good maiming lasts a lifetime, a suicide is just a moment.

Yeah, the maiming lasts longer. But then we have to listen to him whine. Better to remove himself from the gene pool.

 

[evince]

I think lady T is on to something hear.

If you ever feel like killing yourself lean to the loofa. If that fails then beat off. In the break glass situation smoke a bowl and eat a hot fudge sunday then loofa and beat off. repeat as needed.

 

[Topspin]

ANYONE WHO WENT TO COLLEGE WITH THEIR PARENTS HELP SHOULD KILL THEMSELVES!

IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD 20K A YEAR STRAIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL THEN YOU SHOULD GO WORK AT THE COAL MINES!

Water with you lack of success with woman you should kill yourself two. Do the economy a favor and stand next to threedee and use 1 bullet.

 

[evince]

Toppy are you helping your son through college?

 

[uscitizen]

to LadyT, I had been missing the Loofah option in the polls. and what ever happened to the "Have sex with Ron Paul" options ?

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Water with you lack of success with woman you should kill yourself two. Do the economy a favor and stand next to threedee and use 1 bullet.

I SHOULD KILL MYSELF TWO>?!

 

[Epicurus]

Everyone should kill themselves. I'll go last. You can trust me.