I was disappointed that loofahing your self wasn't an option
I think lady T is on to something hear.
If you ever feel like killing yourself lean to the loofa. If that fails then beat off. In the break glass situation smoke a bowl and eat a hot fudge sunday then loofa and beat off. repeat as needed.
Why all the hesitancy to get to heaven ?
Wow, mom! Are you giving me permission to beat off?!?
*scared*
Well, that whole mortal sin thing, ya know?Why all the hesitancy to get to heaven ?
Me no teen...
I like that. Its empowering!!!
Oh you’re not? I thought you were Water’s age. Well, it’s still inappropriate to tell any young person to kill themselves.
It’s different when they reach my age, and of course, if they are also Republicans. Then suicide should be encouraged. But I hate to hear about some kid killing themselves. Things would have gotten so much better.
Normal 18-23 year olds are already "reproducing".
Your suicide is polling well among trolls.