Slave 1

[Minister of Truth]

I've jokingly called it Indentured Servant 1 for years, so, I was prepared for this moment in time.

https://www.ign.com/articles/boba-fett-starship-slave-1-lego-disney

 

[AProudLefty]

Darth Vader's Bitch Boy 1

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Political Correctness for Profit 1. PCP1 for short.

 

[AProudLefty]

Political Correctness for Profit 1. PCP1 for short.

We have a winner!

 

[Minister of Truth]

Political Correctness for Profit 1. PCP1 for short.

We have a winner!

You guys think this stunt won't actually cut into sales?

 

[AProudLefty]

You guys think this stunt won't actually cut into sales?

Not really. Though phasing out Princess Leia's slave costume probably would.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

You guys think this stunt won't actually cut into sales?

Only with the grumpy Euro-American male septuagenarian demographic, but those guys are fucking assholes anyway. There's no pleasing them.

 

[AProudLefty]

Is it inaccurate to say it's 'Boba Fett's Starship'?

 

[Jade Dragon]

I've jokingly called it Indentured Servant 1 for years, so, I was prepared for this moment in time.

https://www.ign.com/articles/boba-fett-starship-slave-1-lego-disney

Why wouldn't Disney PC Star Wars more? At least they could just call it a Firespray-31-class patrol craft.

 

[AProudLefty]

Why wouldn't Disney PC Star Wars more? At least they could just call it a Firespray-31-class patrol craft.

It's all about the Benjamins mesuspects.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Only with the grumpy Euro-American male septuagenarian demographic, but those guys are fucking assholes anyway. There's no pleasing them.

Who does that leave as a potential buyer?

 

[Minister of Truth]

Is it inaccurate to say it's 'Boba Fett's Starship'?

No less than it is to say 'Han Solo's Starship.'

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Who does that leave as a potential buyer?

Buyer? You mean viewers of Disney? Everyone else but the old, bitter cucks.

 

[T. A. Gardner]

Corporate
Opportunists
Craving
Kudos

Serving
Higher
Interests
Today

or, the COCK SHIT.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Buyer? You mean viewers of Disney? Everyone else but the old, bitter cucks.

Casual Disney viewers (and Disney+ subscribers) are going to buy Star Wars collectables? They already don't buy contemporary stuff, and you expect them to buy classic stuff?

 

[AProudLefty]

If you touch this one

I will chop your PC hand off.

Mmmmkay?

 

[AProudLefty]

 

[AProudLefty]

Jabba the Hutt's slave.

 

[AProudLefty]

I wanted him killed for having her killed.

 

[AProudLefty]