FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
the car suddenly started coasting as if the engine were in neutral, even though
1) It was not, and
2) I was flooring it
Subsequently, the oil, engine, and break lights came on, and the power steering and braking stopped working. Sensing that the stars on this night were just not in my favor, I calmly proceeded to lurch the thing into a not-on-the-roadish direction, as the road is a bad place to be at such times (or so my sources tell me). I let it roll on the grass for the period of time it took me to me to come to terms with the fact that the break pedal just wasn't my friend anymore and pull on the parking brake.
Shortly after this, the engine stalled (general strike, I suppose). So, I got out, and, for some reason, checked the oil. This did not turn out so well in the darkness; I garnered little usable information out of the operation. Then I got back into the car and tried cranking the engine. It started. I got a good five seconds or so before it stalled again, wildly exceeding my expectations.
So, on a scale from "fucked" to "time to start sucking dicks to pay for a new car", how fucked do you think I am?
1) It was not, and
2) I was flooring it
Subsequently, the oil, engine, and break lights came on, and the power steering and braking stopped working. Sensing that the stars on this night were just not in my favor, I calmly proceeded to lurch the thing into a not-on-the-roadish direction, as the road is a bad place to be at such times (or so my sources tell me). I let it roll on the grass for the period of time it took me to me to come to terms with the fact that the break pedal just wasn't my friend anymore and pull on the parking brake.
Shortly after this, the engine stalled (general strike, I suppose). So, I got out, and, for some reason, checked the oil. This did not turn out so well in the darkness; I garnered little usable information out of the operation. Then I got back into the car and tried cranking the engine. It started. I got a good five seconds or so before it stalled again, wildly exceeding my expectations.
So, on a scale from "fucked" to "time to start sucking dicks to pay for a new car", how fucked do you think I am?
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