Wow Kirby, you've got some seriously sick shit rolling around in that mentally ill mind. Now you're fantasizing about the Speaker too? You know that people that make comments like you do are always the ones doing that which they accuse others of, right? Well, you probably don't know that, you are a moron after all. Like I said, no chance for you here. You might get lucky with Jakey. Try that.
Oh, if you have kids, I'll bet they're idiots too. You know, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Maybe they can someday sell more Kirby's than you, but I wouldn't count on it. Tell you what, because I'm so nice, let me know and I'll ask my kids to hire yours to scrub their toilets and maybe even mow their lawns. Let me know.