Canceled.2014.1
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And thanks for the welcomes back, folks. Good to be here again.
Crash Seriuosly I have to agree with Tom.
Don't call this thread Socially Unacceptable Jokes if you cant take it. Call it watered down, pc approved, white bread joke thread and I won't participate. I love sick jokes that make people cringe.
But... I apologize for those 2 jokes, maybe a bit much for the squeamish.
Maybe jokes like this are more suited for this thread...
My wife asked me 'if I died would you let another woman wear my clothes?' I said 'no, they're too big for her.'
My mother-in-law... ahhhh never mind, mild jokes are not worth the effort.
I am going to hell but I'll take a few with me!
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
Socially unacceptable jokes?
Bachman, Palin.
Same guy goes across the street and says he doesnt want to have sex but would like to lay on his back and eat a woman's you know what. Pimp says no problem and tells him to go to room #7. When he gets there he first tries the light and it works and theres a live, nude, inviting woman on the bed. When he puts his mouth on her privates mashed potatoes and green bean type mush fills his mouth, he looks at her and she smiles so he continues. Roast beef and pie fill his mouth, he spits and asks her, 'woman are you sick?' and she says 'no, but the guy before you was'.
I swear I will tell no more jokes.