Some speculation by The Root on the medical issues Trump has.

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“While speculating on medical issues is an ill-advised practice, The Root has spoken with several medical professionals who offered a number of diagnoses, including:

Mitch McConnellitis: An infection caused by the Senate Majority Leader’s head being stuck up Trump’s ass.

Copping Tunnel Syndrome: A common condition caused by repeatedly grabbing women by the … let’s just call it “copping a feel.”

Lie-abetes: Most people don’t know that excessive bullshitting can damage the bullshituitary gland, which secretes the hormone that causes pathological lying.

Gonorrhea: I mean, he does like to have unprotected sex with porn stars.

Russian Influence-za: An STD caused by fellating a Russian dictator. There are only two known cures. An experimental drug called “Kremlinsulin” and a more traditional medical procedure called “impeaching the motherfucker.”
 
One thing that Trump has going for him is he never did drugs- never smoked- and never drank alcohol.

But, because he eats so much junk food and red meat and has never exercised- never even worked a day in his life- HE'S A TUB OF LARD with HBP and is a borderline diabetic.

trump-statue.jpg
 
I heard today the reason he eats McDonald's is the concern the White House chef held over from the Obama administration may poison his food. :thinking:
 
One thing that Trump has going for him is he never did drugs- never smoked- and never drank alcohol.

But, because he eats so much junk food and red meat and has never exercised- never even worked a day in his life- HE'S A TUB OF LARD with HBP and is a borderline diabetic.

trump-statue.jpg
There were rumors of cocaine use in the 80’s, but all his drugs are prescribed or imported from the UK. It’s good to be rich.
 
One thing that Trump has going for him is he never did drugs- never smoked- and never drank alcohol.

But, because he eats so much junk food and red meat and has never exercised- never even worked a day in his life- HE'S A TUB OF LARD with HBP and is a borderline diabetic.

trump-statue.jpg

Yet he said he likes American wines better than French.
 
Well, he's in much better shape than most of the Dim Dem candidates, fellas. Dream on.

That, of course, is not true. Trump has hidden the results of his physicals. Just another thing Trump does that other presidents did not. Do you really believe he better shapes that the Dems? I suspect you know better.
Trump has a 5th-grade vocabulary and can not speak for long without fucking up. There is a lot to worry about with him. Many psychologists have seen definite mental problems the last few years. Years ago he was a cruel and mean person, but he could speak fairly well. Now he cannot.
 
“While speculating on medical issues is an ill-advised practice, The Root has spoken with several medical professionals who offered a number of diagnoses, including:

Mitch McConnellitis: An infection caused by the Senate Majority Leader’s head being stuck up Trump’s ass.

Copping Tunnel Syndrome: A common condition caused by repeatedly grabbing women by the … let’s just call it “copping a feel.”

Lie-abetes: Most people don’t know that excessive bullshitting can damage the bullshituitary gland, which secretes the hormone that causes pathological lying.

Gonorrhea: I mean, he does like to have unprotected sex with porn stars.

Russian Influence-za: An STD caused by fellating a Russian dictator. There are only two known cures. An experimental drug called “Kremlinsulin” and a more traditional medical procedure called “impeaching the motherfucker.”

I believe I would be more concerned about the walking skin bag of Cancer over at SCOTUS. Just say'n:bigthink:
 

Be honest. Trump's condition, both physically and mentally has been in question for years. There are many shrinks who are alarmed by the mental weirdness of Trump. That includes his rudimentary vocabulary and displays of temper. If this was the only source questioning Trump's health, your post would make sense. But Trump even hides the results of physicals. Other presidents did not. The assumption is easy, he is hiding something.
 
Be honest. Trump's condition, both physically and mentally has been in question for years. There are many shrinks who are alarmed by the mental weirdness of Trump. That includes his rudimentary vocabulary and displays of temper. If this was the only source questioning Trump's health, your post would make sense. But Trump even hides the results of physicals. Other presidents did not. The assumption is easy, he is hiding something.
But here, We're discussing what The Root has to say...;)
 
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