Stephen Colbert Announces Bid for Presidency... Sorta

[TheDanold]

You're no fun, Dano. Why can't you hate gays and want to kill muslims?

Well, how about I pretend to be a Liberal and hate straight white guys and want to kill Christians? Of course if my name is cypress or OrnotBitwise that would involve some self-loathing but I want to go whole hog and really play the part.

 

[Don Quixote]

i used to vote for alfred e newman for pres, may be colbert would be a better write-in