Adolf_Twitler
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Here! I found some more direct attacks by liberals on Donald Trump sure to get your panties all in a wad!
Oct, 12 2017 - Chihuahua takes a dump on picture of Donald Trump on Newsweek Magazine cover while unleashed and running loose on Main Street with no doggy tag!
Oct, 13 2017 - 5th grader in Maryland accused the president of being a liar, then turns around and said his dog ate his homework!
Oct, 14 2017 - 7th grader in Topeka, Kansas classroom, accuses Mitch McConnell of looking like one of the characters in Mutant Ninja Turtles movie!
Oct. 15 2017 - Red Hat Lady in Nashville buys a roll of novelty toilet paper with Donald Trumps picture on every sheet!
Oct. 16 2017 - Dartboard discovered in New Jersey bar with Donald Trump's picture on the dartboard.
Oct. 17 2017 - Restaurant owner in Florida, discovered someone wrote Trump Sucks on his bathroom stall in the ladies room!
Oct. 18 2017 - Someone anonymous sold a Kellog's cornflake on EBAY for 10 Grand because it looked like the face of Melania Trump!
Oct. 19 2017 - Man arrested in Alabama for mowing over a MAGA hat that blew off mans head while riding in the back of a Pickup Truck cruising down the highway!
Oct. 20 2017 - An actor, a comedian, and journalist walk into a Los Angeles bar, and all slag off of Donald Trump!
Oct. 21 2017 - Liberal said Trump is a jerk because he had sex with a porn star, didn’t wear a condom and after he finished rolled over, turned on Shark Week and ordered fried chicken.
Oct. 22 2017 - Another man arrested in Alabama for claiming "More people showed up to a Red Tide Football playoff game than showed up to Donald Trump's inauguration!
Oct. 23 2017 - Robert Deniro's bulldog stopped, squatted, and took a huge steamy shit on Donald Trump's Hollywood Star on Hollywood's walk of fame!
Oct. 24 2017 - Alabama couple arrested in Mobile for naming their new born daughter Hillary at Robert E. Lee Memorial Hospital.
Oct. 25 2018 - Someone in Nebraska carved a pumpkin out to be Donald Trump head and used a dust mop for his hair.
Oct. 26 2018 - West Virginia man said, "I wouldn't fuck Ivanka Trump- Even if she "Was" my own daughter"!
Oct. 27 2019 - Gary Busey told Fox News, "Hell No! I am not Eric Trump's father because I wouldn't touch Ivanna with a 10 foot totem pole- Duh"!
Oct. 28 2019 - Man sends Donald Trump a lb. of butter to the White House as an engagement gift for Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un.
Oct. 29 2019 - Rolling Stones ask the President to stop using their songs at Donald Trump's rallies and clown circus's!
Oct. 30 2019 - Clowns protest across America and said they are tired of being used in comparison to Trump's Cabinet members.
Oct. 31 2019 - 4th grader arrested in Alabama for using a Donald Trump mask on Halloween to scare homeowners.
I could keep going if you like these so far- I have tons more! Blahahaha!
Oct, 12 2017 - Chihuahua takes a dump on picture of Donald Trump on Newsweek Magazine cover while unleashed and running loose on Main Street with no doggy tag!
Oct, 13 2017 - 5th grader in Maryland accused the president of being a liar, then turns around and said his dog ate his homework!
Oct, 14 2017 - 7th grader in Topeka, Kansas classroom, accuses Mitch McConnell of looking like one of the characters in Mutant Ninja Turtles movie!
Oct. 15 2017 - Red Hat Lady in Nashville buys a roll of novelty toilet paper with Donald Trumps picture on every sheet!
Oct. 16 2017 - Dartboard discovered in New Jersey bar with Donald Trump's picture on the dartboard.
Oct. 17 2017 - Restaurant owner in Florida, discovered someone wrote Trump Sucks on his bathroom stall in the ladies room!
Oct. 18 2017 - Someone anonymous sold a Kellog's cornflake on EBAY for 10 Grand because it looked like the face of Melania Trump!
Oct. 19 2017 - Man arrested in Alabama for mowing over a MAGA hat that blew off mans head while riding in the back of a Pickup Truck cruising down the highway!
Oct. 20 2017 - An actor, a comedian, and journalist walk into a Los Angeles bar, and all slag off of Donald Trump!
Oct. 21 2017 - Liberal said Trump is a jerk because he had sex with a porn star, didn’t wear a condom and after he finished rolled over, turned on Shark Week and ordered fried chicken.
Oct. 22 2017 - Another man arrested in Alabama for claiming "More people showed up to a Red Tide Football playoff game than showed up to Donald Trump's inauguration!
Oct. 23 2017 - Robert Deniro's bulldog stopped, squatted, and took a huge steamy shit on Donald Trump's Hollywood Star on Hollywood's walk of fame!
Oct. 24 2017 - Alabama couple arrested in Mobile for naming their new born daughter Hillary at Robert E. Lee Memorial Hospital.
Oct. 25 2018 - Someone in Nebraska carved a pumpkin out to be Donald Trump head and used a dust mop for his hair.
Oct. 26 2018 - West Virginia man said, "I wouldn't fuck Ivanka Trump- Even if she "Was" my own daughter"!
Oct. 27 2019 - Gary Busey told Fox News, "Hell No! I am not Eric Trump's father because I wouldn't touch Ivanna with a 10 foot totem pole- Duh"!
Oct. 28 2019 - Man sends Donald Trump a lb. of butter to the White House as an engagement gift for Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un.
Oct. 29 2019 - Rolling Stones ask the President to stop using their songs at Donald Trump's rallies and clown circus's!
Oct. 30 2019 - Clowns protest across America and said they are tired of being used in comparison to Trump's Cabinet members.
Oct. 31 2019 - 4th grader arrested in Alabama for using a Donald Trump mask on Halloween to scare homeowners.
I could keep going if you like these so far- I have tons more! Blahahaha!
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