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There is no way Liberace will lighten up, it's just not in her DNA.
As far as the joke you had me. I was hoping she was actually arrested for smoking a cigarette while filling up.
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As far as the joke you had me. I was hoping she was actually arrested for smoking a cigarette while filling up.
Eagle_Eye
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That's not what the boys down at the YMCA say. Is OW going to do your sex change she already has your balls.
Mason Michaels
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Lame!Not worthy of you raisin sack!
Mason Michaels
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EE can't let that night at Best Western with his gf go.
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Eagle_Eye
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Wow Mason you sure can pick them. A dried up old witch and now a racist that is so stupid she can't chew gum and walk at the same time.
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Mason Michaels
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That's no way for you to talk about your toxic gf!
ThatOwlWoman
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I thought this whole discussion was about that thing, from the title. lol You can always tell when she's flustered. She starts the "cleaning this place up," and "It's only a matter of time", and then the pretend secret PMs that never happened. lolol
Merry Christmas, y'all.
cancel2 2022
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What the fuck is wrong with you people? Take your shit to the Warzone!!
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Mason Michaels
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The thread is Stupid Women, that fits EE toxic gf perfect!
I hope that sets things Straight!
cancel2 2022
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No it doesn't, stop being a monumental prick!
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Mason Michaels
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You're not the first who have commented on my "monumental prick"!
Heard it all night at Best Western!
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Eagle_Eye
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This is all they know how to do.
Mason Michaels
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Happy Holidays
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned ?her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.
Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
Note: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned ?her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.
Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
Note: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen.
So much hate has clouded your mind. You never realized that the OP was a joke.