Dixie - In Memoriam
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Okay, I have been troubled by this in recent days. Our friend Prissy is in trouble, and we should be good stewards of our fellow man and help the guy out if we can. You see, for the past several years, Prissy has gotten all involved in Al Gore's global warming hoax, to the point of an absolute obsession. This is not healthy, particularly since all the 'science' he once had to back his assertions, has been debunked and proven to be fraudulent. It's becoming apparent that he is unhinged over this, posting regular threads to try and continue propping up a failed theory. Now, I am not particularly fond of Prissy's political views, he's a pinheaded liberal, but he is still a fellow human being, and I think it is my responsibility to help him if I can, as I am my brother's keeper.
The last thing I want to happen, is to turn on the news one day, to find Prissy has taken people at NatGeo hostage or something, demanding they listen to him and "save the planet" like the nut in Maryland the other day. It would be devastating to me personally, to know he had gone over the edge like that, and I didn't do all I could to save him. I think it's time for an intervention, and I call on my fellow JPP'ers to help!
We need to find Prissy a new "cause" to embrace, and see if we can't ween him off the failed AGW thing, before it's too late! I really feel like, if we're not successful, we'll one day be seeing Shepard Smith reporting on Prissy's JPP ramblings, and asking why no one saw the signs before this tragedy happened. While I know it would do wonders for publicity of Damo's board, it's far more important to try and save our friend Prissy, while we still can. So I call on you all, to help me come up with some suggestions of things that Prissy can get involved in, to take the place of his current obsession... it's his only hope!
Here are a few that I've come up with...
Those are just a few ideas I had for Prissy, please feel free to contribute your ideas, and let's see if we can't help him cope with this disappointing and embarrassing failure of his most recent cause. I fear, if we don't act swiftly, it might be detrimental to Prissy's life, as things didn't turn out well for the nut in Maryland, once he went over the edge. I would hate to see something like that happen to Prissy, I wouldn't be able to live with myself, knowing there might have been something I could have done to save him. Please help me save Prissy!
The last thing I want to happen, is to turn on the news one day, to find Prissy has taken people at NatGeo hostage or something, demanding they listen to him and "save the planet" like the nut in Maryland the other day. It would be devastating to me personally, to know he had gone over the edge like that, and I didn't do all I could to save him. I think it's time for an intervention, and I call on my fellow JPP'ers to help!
We need to find Prissy a new "cause" to embrace, and see if we can't ween him off the failed AGW thing, before it's too late! I really feel like, if we're not successful, we'll one day be seeing Shepard Smith reporting on Prissy's JPP ramblings, and asking why no one saw the signs before this tragedy happened. While I know it would do wonders for publicity of Damo's board, it's far more important to try and save our friend Prissy, while we still can. So I call on you all, to help me come up with some suggestions of things that Prissy can get involved in, to take the place of his current obsession... it's his only hope!
Here are a few that I've come up with...
Save the Rain-forests! Each year, millions of acres of rain forest are destroyed, clear cut for timber, and leaving behind massive environmental devastation. Some of this is due to greed, but I think it's mostly due to lack of awareness and public education. Prissy could make a difference in that!
Save the Dolphins! Each year, thousands of dolphins are killed by commercial fishing, trapped in the nets of tuna fishermen. Dolphins are mammals like us, and very intelligent... In fact, some studies show they have a higher IQ level than many liberal democrats! It's such a tragedy that so many of them die needlessly each year. Do we really have to eat tuna that badly? Again, a cause where Prissy might make a difference!
Colonization of Mars! Many people with Prissy's mental capacity and intellect, have become involved with the idea of terraforming Mars and making it suitable for human habitation. Let's face it, this old Earth won't last forever, and we need to be working on a plan! Where do we go, when life on Earth is no longer feasible? Well, MARS, of course! More info can be found at: http://www.marsnews.com/
Save the Dolphins! Each year, thousands of dolphins are killed by commercial fishing, trapped in the nets of tuna fishermen. Dolphins are mammals like us, and very intelligent... In fact, some studies show they have a higher IQ level than many liberal democrats! It's such a tragedy that so many of them die needlessly each year. Do we really have to eat tuna that badly? Again, a cause where Prissy might make a difference!
Colonization of Mars! Many people with Prissy's mental capacity and intellect, have become involved with the idea of terraforming Mars and making it suitable for human habitation. Let's face it, this old Earth won't last forever, and we need to be working on a plan! Where do we go, when life on Earth is no longer feasible? Well, MARS, of course! More info can be found at: http://www.marsnews.com/
Those are just a few ideas I had for Prissy, please feel free to contribute your ideas, and let's see if we can't help him cope with this disappointing and embarrassing failure of his most recent cause. I fear, if we don't act swiftly, it might be detrimental to Prissy's life, as things didn't turn out well for the nut in Maryland, once he went over the edge. I would hate to see something like that happen to Prissy, I wouldn't be able to live with myself, knowing there might have been something I could have done to save him. Please help me save Prissy!
