Suicide Note

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I tried to shoot one of those god damned pain in the ass yappy dogs with my gun once. Couldn't fit the little sum bitch in the muzzle though.

No, seriously, my gun killed itself. Exploded when I shot it.

 

[Minister of Truth]

It was the sociobiological condition of the gun, Billy. Next time make sure the thing isn't being traumatized by the death of Enlightenment rationalism in the Western world.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Hey he may not be able to act but Arnie's no dummy. Back when Arnie was a BB he took his entire winnings for Mr. Olympia, which was most of his winnings for the year, and he invested most of it in a new shopping mall on the west side of Columbus they were building (originally named "Westland Mall"). Arnie earned rental income on that investment till about 10 years ago when he sold his interest in Westland for many millions of dollars. To make a long story short, the malls business pretty much dried up after that. (A new and better mall had been built near by.). My understanding is that Arnie also invested heavily in the new Mall and made a lot of money there too. My point being, Arnie could have never, ever made another movie and he'd still would have been wealthy.

Mmmmkkk...

 

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It was the sociobiological condition of the gun, Billy. Next time make sure the thing isn't being traumatized by the death of Enlightenment rationalism in the Western world.

It was an East German gun.

 

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No, seriously, my gun killed itself. Exploded when I shot it.

Was it as bad as this one?

http://www.rockinghamremembered.com/WHSightingInYourRif.html

 

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Was it as bad as this one?

http://www.rockinghamremembered.com/WHSightingInYourRif.html

Yes and no. I wasn't seriously hurt, but that thing was literally unrecognizable as a gun.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Fucking Germans.

 

[Rune]

You know that for a fact, he bragged about pounding your ass.

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[Minister of Truth]

You know that for a fact, he bragged about pounding your ass.

I pounded her ass.