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anyone else ever have a reaccuring dream where you ended up burying a bunch of bodies in your front yard and for some reason construction is going on and you are terrified they are going to find all the bodies? that dream is one creepy dream, man. Last time I had it, they were building a roller coaster as tall as a skyscaper. p.s. this post was made by me, yurt.
 
You probably wouldn’t care for Bubbas bar and grill and Baptist Church then.

Oy vey, why yuz gotta dooz tiz me, mootsie? No morz soup for you.

Gramma, rest her soul, would probably give you soup, cuz that who she was.

Had a MJ dealer in HS who was fresh from Texas on the Central Coast . This fucker was charismatic as Bill Clinton. I hated him, but at the time he scored me great weed at literally the best price and it was good stuff.

So the ass starts coming to my house to "deliver" the weed exactly at dinner time. And guess who was invited to dinner...

And my Grandma loved him because he is so funny.

:palm:
 
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