Super Bowl Half Time Show Represents the US

[Diesel]

I could beat the shit out of anyone that wears a shirt as tight as the one in your avatar, because they'd go to do something, and the shirt would stop them. No real men wear shirts like that.

We'd have to squeeze your fat ass like a tube of toothpaste into a fitted shirt. I would not be proud of that, but hey, you do you, toothless.

 

[Matt Dillon]

Lol, Matt's dumber than a paper bag filled with water. One of the worst posters here.

You're the roundest marble in the bag you fucking idiot faggot.

You wouldn't know sharp if it cut your Achilles tendon. Dumbass

 

[Diesel]

You're the roundest marble in the bag you fucking idiot faggot.

You wouldn't know sharp if it cut your Achilles tendon. Dumbass

Ouch. My feelings.

 

[Matt Dillon]

We'd have to squeeze your fat ass like a tube of toothpaste into a fitted shirt. I would not be proud of that, but hey, you do you, toothless.

That's an underfitted shirt, dumbfuck, and I got more strength and muscles than that motherfucker ever thought about having.

I used to have the body of David, but now I have the body of Shrek and I'm stronger, how ya like that?

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Would you like to be on the receiving end of that? Really?

If you think Matt Dillon's stupid, you got life fucked up.

Remember your post earlier? Why can you call people stupid but others can't call you stupid? Are you sensitive about it?

I'm smarter than you can even concieve, smarmy fucktard.

 

[Matt Dillon]

Remember your post earlier? Why can you call people stupid but others can't call you stupid? Are you sensitive about it?

You're really not gaining ground here; Little Dutchy man..

Have you ever had sex with a girl over 6 feet tall?

I have and they wanted me forevermore.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

You're really not gaining ground here; Little Dutchy man..

Have you ever had sex with a girl over 6 feet tall?

I have and they wanted me forevermore.

Why do I want to gain "ground", Matt?

Yes. TBH, they're all the same height laying down. Ask your mom.

What does that have to do with you and me, Matt? Are you flirting?

 

[Matt Dillon]

Why do I want to gain "ground", Matt?

Yes. TBH, they're all the same height laying down. Ask your mom.

What does that have to do with you and me, Matt? Are you flirting?

Certainly not with you.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Certainly not with you.

It's your posts with all the sexual imagery, Matt. Seems like you're trying to say something. To come out, so to speak.

 

[Matt Dillon]

It's your posts with all the sexual imagery, Matt. Seems like you're trying to say something. To come out, so to speak.

Just remember my knife is ready for your nads, faggot. I will slice it all off and jam it into your surprised mouth.

IDGAF.

You will look like Ken with a mouthful of dick, k?

 

[Diesel]

That's an underfitted shirt, dumbfuck, and I got more strength and muscles than that motherfucker ever thought about having.

I used to have the body of David, but now I have the body of Shrek and I'm stronger, how ya like that?

(who the fuck is this whack job talking to?)

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Just remember my knife is ready for your nads, faggot. I will slice it all off and jam it into your surprised mouth.

IDGAF.

Again with the BDSM homosexual imagery, Matt. I bet you have a lot of leather in your closet. LOL

 

[Dutch Uncle]

(who the fuck is this whack job talking to?)

Himself.

 

[Matt Dillon]

Again with the BDSM homosexual imagery, Matt. I bet you have a lot of leather in your closet. LOL

No, but I don't have a bunch of homos harassing me online in there, either.

 

[Diesel]

Himself.

apparently

 

[Dutch Uncle]

No, but I don't have a bunch of homos harassing me online in there, either.

Matt, you're the one doing the Homo Harassing with your BDSM homo posts like this one:

Just remember my knife is ready for your nads, faggot. I will slice it all off and jam it into your surprised mouth.

IDGAF.

You will look like Ken with a mouthful of dick, k?

 

[Matt Dillon]

Matt, you're the one doing the Homo Harassing with your BDSM homo posts like this one:

That post is teh awesome!