Superfreak

[LadyT]

Wrong. Water is water. It gets stuff wet.

Oh, the ownage.

LMAO. pwnt!

 

[LadyT]

.......Kids these days. Can't live with them and Tiana can't shoot them.

Says who?

 

[Cancel7]

AND Beefy understands them since he hasn't had sex in over two years (or at least that is what he says). Kids these days. Can't live with them and Tiana can't shoot them.

Hmm…you might have something there.
Imagine how much more they would like you if you came clean about your own current cold streak…what is it now, three years one month?

 

[LadyT]

Hmm…you might have something there.
Imagine how much more they would like you if you came clean about your own current cold streak…what is it now, three years one month?

lol ouch

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

Hmm…you might have something there.
Imagine how much more they would like you if you came clean about your own current cold streak…what is it now, three years one month?

36 years, 6 months.... us weebles get no lovin.

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

lol ouch

No worries, I figure if I make it another 2.5 years, maybe they will make a movie about me. Call it the "39 year old virgin" or something like that.

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

Says who?

GOD.

After a brief chat with him today, he said he is not going to change his mind on that one.....

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

watermark looks up to Beefy and was trying to emulate him. He is a kid, give him a break. He is just trying to be witty.... it is not his fault he came unarmed.

One can't come armed to a contest of wit. Unless one means to shoot the other person, in which it is one hell of a contest of wit.

Man 1:

"So, you think the Earth is flat, eh?"

*POW*


Man 2:

"ZOMG?! ZOMG?! I'm bleeding?! For christ sake you shot me?! WHAT THE FUCK MAN!? ZOMG?! Oh, I die! I die gloria! How I will miss you, more than air! Tell my child to look under the rock by fifth street! Oh I die!?"

*dies*


Man 1:

"PWNT"

*spits*