Tax breaks - to build an ark? WTF?!

USFREEDOM911 said:
It has also been suggested that when "The World" is referenced, it really means the specific world known to Noah; because most people, of that time, only knew of the surrounding area where they lived.
Therefore; by referencing all the animals of the earth, it could also been seen to refer to the species that they were aware of.
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Makes you wonder how the Polar bears have managed so well.
 
Damocles said:
Anyway, the story goes Lemnoch returns home to find his wife pregnant, but he hasn't been there for more than a year. So he accuses her of cheating, which she denies. He wants to believe her, but feels she might be playing him somewhere deep inside. He goes to his father and asks what to do, well daddy believes her as he's been around to watch and hasn't seen anybody schtupping his wife... so he goes to Enoch, Lemnoch's grandfather to ask about it. Enoch says that she's been inseminated from "the heavens" and that Lemnoch should accept the child. Thus Noah is born...

The theory is, if you take Lemnoch's wife at face value (personally I think she was schtupping daddy), that aliens were doing a bit of animal husbandry, and since Noah and his descendants were the only ones with the DNA that they wanted to procreate the easiest thing to do is to kill off all the humans... Big flood.

However the aliens still need to eat, humans too so they stack up a bunch of tiny vials with enough DNA to repopulate earth with wildlife and humans of the right DNA stock.
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You realise you may well have laid down the blueprint of a new internets based religion.

All haill Damo, the new Messiah (any Life of Brian references will be severely frowned upon).
 
PostmodernProphet said:
and you had adultery on your mind......I know how you think....

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More to love? :barf:
 
Socrtease said:
What I want to see is two of every single animal, live size, on this monstrosity when it is done. Show me how Noah got 2 of EVERY species on board.
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Don't the religious folk talk about "kind"? Lions and tigers and cheetahs and kitty cats being all one "kind".
 
PostmodernProphet said:
I've been trying to find out for sure....usually legion doesn't carry a conversation two posts in a row......
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USFREEDOM911 said:
Can you truly say that Mojo is really caring on a conversation.
His posts are more like a session of Jepordy.
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true...and most of his posts are just cut and paste from the internet, very little substance from him

i think he is trying to be a normal poster, but his trolliness is so strong he can't help himself...:awesome:
 
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