Ted Cruz gay lover hits Ted in head with beer can while Ted in underwear

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Racism is a disease
A 33-year-old man was arrested after he threw a White Claw can at his gay lover Sen. Ted Cruz during the Houston Astros victory parade on Monday. Police said there was more to the story.

The senator from Texas made an appearance at the parade in Houston celebrating the Astros' World Series win over the weekend and to have a liaison with his gay lover when "the beer can struck the Senator in the chest/neck area," according to Houston police.
 
A 33-year-old man was arrested after he threw a White Claw can at his gay lover Sen. Ted Cruz during the Houston Astros victory parade on Monday. Police said there was more to the story.

The senator from Texas made an appearance at the parade in Houston celebrating the Astros' World Series win over the weekend and to have a liaison with his gay lover when "the beer can struck the Senator in the chest/neck area," according to Houston police.

I hope this is true. :rofl2:
 
A 33-year-old man was arrested after he threw a White Claw can at his gay lover Sen. Ted Cruz during the Houston Astros victory parade on Monday. Police said there was more to the story.

The senator from Texas made an appearance at the parade in Houston celebrating the Astros' World Series win over the weekend and to have a liaison with his gay lover when "the beer can struck the Senator in the chest/neck area," according to Houston police.
Those male-male relationships get volatile when one feels spurned.
 
A 33-year-old man was arrested after he threw a White Claw can at his gay lover Sen. Ted Cruz during the Houston Astros victory parade on Monday. Police said there was more to the story.

The senator from Texas made an appearance at the parade in Houston celebrating the Astros' World Series win over the weekend and to have a liaison with his gay lover when "the beer can struck the Senator in the chest/neck area," according to Houston police.

You seem to know a lot about the gay lifestyle. Drive an EV by chance?

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Fucking around time has to be over.

Just look at where we are.

Grow The Fuck Up

The irony is so thick, you could cut it with a knife.

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“As always I'm thankful for the Houston Police and Capitol Police for their quick action,” said Cruz. “I’m also thankful that the clown who threw his White Claw had a noodle for an arm.”:laugh:
 
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