Ted Cruz gay lover hits Ted in head with beer can while Ted in underwear

[Yakuda]

A 33-year-old man was arrested after he threw a White Claw can at his gay lover Sen. Ted Cruz during the Houston Astros victory parade on Monday. Police said there was more to the story.

The senator from Texas made an appearance at the parade in Houston celebrating the Astros' World Series win over the weekend and to have a liaison with his gay lover when "the beer can struck the Senator in the chest/neck area," according to Houston police.

And Paul pelosi was still attacked by his gay lover. Look I kind of get it. I might have gone gay if I had to look at that pig of a wife for so many years. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

 

[LurchAddams]

And Paul pelosi was still attacked by his gay lover. Look I kind of get it. I might have gone gay if I had to look at that pig of a wife for so many years. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Oh, you're a gay alright. You protest too much. Just go suck a dick. We won't judge.

Yagina.

 

[NiftyNiblick]

A 33-year-old man was arrested after he threw a White Claw can at his gay lover Sen. Ted Cruz during the Houston Astros victory parade on Monday. Police said there was more to the story.

The senator from Texas made an appearance at the parade in Houston celebrating the Astros' World Series win over the weekend and to have a liaison with his gay lover when "the beer can struck the Senator in the chest/neck area," according to Houston police.

Sound like college, except that these aren't kids.

 

[Yakuda]

Oh, you're a gay alright. You protest too much. Just go suck a dick. We won't judge.

Yagina.

You prefer licking your father's pussy? Or you want to suck in Nancy's some don't you? You're fucked up retard

 

[LurchAddams]

You prefer licking your father's pussy? Or you want to suck in Nancy's some don't you? You're fucked up retard

Nice. Sink lower. Loser.

 

[Joe Capitalist]

Nice. Sink lower. Loser.

Yagina is having a panty-wetting hissy fit over the elections.

 

[evince]

Funny stuff dude!

 

[LurchAddams]

Yagina is having a panty-wetting hissy fit over the elections.

I credit, Evince for coining that nickname. Yes, poor Yagina's just going to have to deal with his constant failure.

 

[Into Тhe Night]

Why do you ask?

Because the post equated driving EVs with being gay.

 

[evince]

I credit, Evince for coining that nickname. Yes, poor Yagina's just going to have to deal with his constant failure.

Dude


I don’t think it was me

 

[evince]

Funny stuff dude!

You are funny too dude


But I was talking the thread starter



And then the idiots pretended this obvious joke was pretending to be real



Such losers

 

[Lionfish]

Because the post equated driving EVs with being gay.

I did no such thing. I only asked you a question that Joe Capitalist has yet to answer.
BTW, unless you are Joe capitalist, buzz off.

 

[Joe Capitalist]

I credit, Evince for coining that nickname. Yes, poor Yagina's just going to have to deal with his constant failure.

I gave Yagina that nickname. Evince got it from me.

 

[LurchAddams]

Dude


I don’t think it was me

Too late, I already gave you credit. It was definitely you.

Or Archives.

 

[LurchAddams]

I gave Yagina that nickname. Evince got it from me.

Sorry, Joe! Good one! At least I gave Evie and Archie "honorable mention".

 

[evince]

Too late, I already gave you credit. It was definitely you.

Or Archives.

I do t use many demeaning names using female body parts

 

[evince]

I gave Yagina that nickname. Evince got it from me.

I have never used it

He just got confused

 

[LurchAddams]

I do t use many demeaning names using female body parts

I understand madame. Boyish rhetoric disgusts you. Well, I shall take my leave, m'lady.

Taaaah

 

[evince]

I don’t demean people with female body parts


I’m more of a dick and balls kinda girl



I’m hetro


Vaginas are awesome



I love dicks and balls too


But you have to admit they are comedy GOLD


Us ladies bits and pieces Are all tucked away nice and safe


You guys bits and pieces are hanging right out and flopping all over

You have to tuck to keep on sitting on them for begeeebus sake

Right there for any kid or dog to step on


You know they are just a natural crack up