Русский агент
Путин - мl
A father watched his young daughter as she played in the garden. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature.
Suddenly she stopped and stared at the ground. Her father went over to her to see what had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two insects.
"Daddy, what are those bugs doing?" she asked.
"They’re mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the one on top?", she asked.
"That’s a daddy longlegs," her father informed her.
The little girl thought for a moment. "So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" she asked.
The father laughed, and replied, "No sweetheart. Both of them are daddy longlegs."
The little girl looked puzzled, thought for a moment, then stomped the bugs flat. "We’re not having any of that gay shit in our garden."