Cypress is on a mission to deny God because he likes something deviant that he knows God doesn't.
Such is the case for many atheists.
I probably attend church more frequently than you. I am positive I have attended more types of Christian services than you, running the spectrum from High Protestant, to Evangelical Protestant, to Unitarian, to Roman Catholic, to Eastern Orthodox.
What's really funny is that holy rollers claim I am an atheist, while militant atheists accuse me of being a bible thumper.