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“JD Vance went kayaking for his birthday. Secret Service had the river level raised”​

“COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) — Vice President JD Vance’s security detail had an Ohio river’s water level raised last weekend to accommodate a kayaking trip he and his family took to celebrate his 41st birthday.”

“Critics immediately blasted the action as a sign of the vice president’s entitlement, particularly given the Trump administration’s focus on slashing government spending.”

“Richard W. Painter, who served as chief White House ethics lawyer under President George W. Bush, said on X that “it’s outrageous for the Army corps of engineers to spend taxpayer money to increase water flow in a river so @VP can go canoeing when budget cuts to the National Park Service have severely impacted family vacations for everyone else.”


Poor JD, what was he to do if he didn’t have perfect conditions for him to paddle his kayak
 

“JD Vance went kayaking for his birthday. Secret Service had the river level raised”​

“COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) — Vice President JD Vance’s security detail had an Ohio river’s water level raised last weekend to accommodate a kayaking trip he and his family took to celebrate his 41st birthday.”

“Critics immediately blasted the action as a sign of the vice president’s entitlement, particularly given the Trump administration’s focus on slashing government spending.”

“Richard W. Painter, who served as chief White House ethics lawyer under President George W. Bush, said on X that “it’s outrageous for the Army corps of engineers to spend taxpayer money to increase water flow in a river so @VP can go canoeing when budget cuts to the National Park Service have severely impacted family vacations for everyone else.”


Poor JD, what was he to do if he didn’t have perfect conditions for him to paddle his kayak
Poor anchovies, perhaps you should redirect your hatred and focus on all the happy fish.
 

“JD Vance went kayaking for his birthday. Secret Service had the river level raised”​

“COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) — Vice President JD Vance’s security detail had an Ohio river’s water level raised last weekend to accommodate a kayaking trip he and his family took to celebrate his 41st birthday.”

“Critics immediately blasted the action as a sign of the vice president’s entitlement, particularly given the Trump administration’s focus on slashing government spending.”

“Richard W. Painter, who served as chief White House ethics lawyer under President George W. Bush, said on X that “it’s outrageous for the Army corps of engineers to spend taxpayer money to increase water flow in a river so @VP can go canoeing when budget cuts to the National Park Service have severely impacted family vacations for everyone else.”


Poor JD, what was he to do if he didn’t have perfect conditions for him to paddle his kayak
Well we all know Trump only cuts waste in programs the American people really need and throws money away on things like this.
You really have to get your priorities in order.
 

“JD Vance went kayaking for his birthday. Secret Service had the river level raised”​

“COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) — Vice President JD Vance’s security detail had an Ohio river’s water level raised last weekend to accommodate a kayaking trip he and his family took to celebrate his 41st birthday.”

“Critics immediately blasted the action as a sign of the vice president’s entitlement, particularly given the Trump administration’s focus on slashing government spending.”

“Richard W. Painter, who served as chief White House ethics lawyer under President George W. Bush, said on X that “it’s outrageous for the Army corps of engineers to spend taxpayer money to increase water flow in a river so @VP can go canoeing when budget cuts to the National Park Service have severely impacted family vacations for everyone else.”


Poor JD, what was he to do if he didn’t have perfect conditions for him to paddle his kayak
They change the river levels quite often... This wasn't a big deal at all... Nice try though...
 
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But this time they did it special for JD, the same JD who works in the Administration that says they oppose unnecessary spending, not like the Parks Dept couldn’t have used the costs that were cut from their budget
They raise and lower it all the time by adjusting the outflow of the dam. It's not like they are trucking in water and pumping it in the river....;) You can relax now...
 

“JD Vance went kayaking for his birthday. Secret Service had the river level raised”​

“COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) — Vice President JD Vance’s security detail had an Ohio river’s water level raised last weekend to accommodate a kayaking trip he and his family took to celebrate his 41st birthday.”

“Critics immediately blasted the action as a sign of the vice president’s entitlement, particularly given the Trump administration’s focus on slashing government spending.”

“Richard W. Painter, who served as chief White House ethics lawyer under President George W. Bush, said on X that “it’s outrageous for the Army corps of engineers to spend taxpayer money to increase water flow in a river so @VP can go canoeing when budget cuts to the National Park Service have severely impacted family vacations for everyone else.”


Poor JD, what was he to do if he didn’t have perfect conditions for him to paddle his kayak
It seems all Vance has been doing is vacationing.
 
It seems all Vance has been doing is vacationing.
Well, to be fair, VP’s normally don’t do much else, except of course unless you are Trump’s VP, then you are expected to tell anyone and everyone you encounter how great a President Trump is, a “best in history” would bet you extra brownie points
 

“JD Vance went kayaking for his birthday. Secret Service had the river level raised”​

“COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) — Vice President JD Vance’s security detail had an Ohio river’s water level raised last weekend to accommodate a kayaking trip he and his family took to celebrate his 41st birthday.”

“Critics immediately blasted the action as a sign of the vice president’s entitlement, particularly given the Trump administration’s focus on slashing government spending.”

“Richard W. Painter, who served as chief White House ethics lawyer under President George W. Bush, said on X that “it’s outrageous for the Army corps of engineers to spend taxpayer money to increase water flow in a river so @VP can go canoeing when budget cuts to the National Park Service have severely impacted family vacations for everyone else.”


Poor JD, what was he to do if he didn’t have perfect conditions for him to paddle his kayak
the audacity of criticizing this after they defended things like hillary closing an entire hair salon to have her hair done..........among other things that other politicians of both parties have done. just petty bullshit
 

“JD Vance went kayaking for his birthday. Secret Service had the river level raised”​

“COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) — Vice President JD Vance’s security detail had an Ohio river’s water level raised last weekend to accommodate a kayaking trip he and his family took to celebrate his 41st birthday.”

“Critics immediately blasted the action as a sign of the vice president’s entitlement, particularly given the Trump administration’s focus on slashing government spending.”

“Richard W. Painter, who served as chief White House ethics lawyer under President George W. Bush, said on X that “it’s outrageous for the Army corps of engineers to spend taxpayer money to increase water flow in a river so @VP can go canoeing when budget cuts to the National Park Service have severely impacted family vacations for everyone else.”


Poor JD, what was he to do if he didn’t have perfect conditions for him to paddle his kayak

More "create a crisis" bullshit from the 19%ers...

From your article:


Vance spokesman Taylor Van Kirk said the vice president was unaware the river had been raised.



“The Secret Service often employs protective measures without the knowledge of the Vice President or his staff, as was the case last weekend,” she said via text.
And:
The Corps of Engineers declined to address any financial impact of raising the river. Spokesman Gene Pawlik said the agency’s Louisville District temporarily increased outflows from the Caesar Creek Lake in southwest Ohio into the Little Miami “to support safe navigation of U.S. Secret Service personnel.” He said the move met operational criteria and fell within normal practice.


“It was determined that the operations would not adversely affect downstream or upstream water levels,” he said in a statement. “Downstream stakeholders were notified in advance of the slight outflow increase, which occurred August 1, 2025.” Vance’s birthday was on Aug. 2.








Makeup some more fucking lies, why dontcha?




Wonder why the Sleazocrats have a 19% approval??


I don't.
 

“JD Vance went kayaking for his birthday. Secret Service had the river level raised”​

“COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) — Vice President JD Vance’s security detail had an Ohio river’s water level raised last weekend to accommodate a kayaking trip he and his family took to celebrate his 41st birthday.”

“Critics immediately blasted the action as a sign of the vice president’s entitlement, particularly given the Trump administration’s focus on slashing government spending.”

“Richard W. Painter, who served as chief White House ethics lawyer under President George W. Bush, said on X that “it’s outrageous for the Army corps of engineers to spend taxpayer money to increase water flow in a river so @VP can go canoeing when budget cuts to the National Park Service have severely impacted family vacations for everyone else.”


Poor JD, what was he to do if he didn’t have perfect conditions for him to paddle his kayak
Yeah, trump and JD Vance - total, "men of the people". What fucking makes me laugh out loud is how trumptards refer to Dems as "Elites", while they have water raised for VP kayak trips and spend millions on putting up the Secret Service at trump's shitty resorts!
 
So, no one should say anything about anything?
More "create a crisis" bullshit from the 19%ers...

From your article:


Vance spokesman Taylor Van Kirk said the vice president was unaware the river had been raised.




“The Secret Service often employs protective measures without the knowledge of the Vice President or his staff, as was the case last weekend,” she said via text.
And:
The Corps of Engineers declined to address any financial impact of raising the river. Spokesman Gene Pawlik said the agency’s Louisville District temporarily increased outflows from the Caesar Creek Lake in southwest Ohio into the Little Miami “to support safe navigation of U.S. Secret Service personnel.” He said the move met operational criteria and fell within normal practice.


“It was determined that the operations would not adversely affect downstream or upstream water levels,” he said in a statement. “Downstream stakeholders were notified in advance of the slight outflow increase, which occurred August 1, 2025.” Vance’s birthday was on Aug. 2.





Yawwwwnnn...
 
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