The Democratic National Convention
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This was worth repeating. 
On September 4th, the DNC are going to first gather at the banks of the Catawba River; where the delegates will wait for Obama to part the waters and walk across to them.
There will then be a meal, consisting of five loaves of bread and two fishes.
Refreshments will be provided, when the water bottles of the delegates suddenly fill with wine.
Afterwards Obama will ride the proverbial ass (how appropriate) to Charlotte, North Carolina, while the attendees spread palm branches before him.
The closing ceremonies, on September 6th, will have Obama raising the dead; to increase the voting base of the Democrats.
On September 4th, the DNC are going to first gather at the banks of the Catawba River; where the delegates will wait for Obama to part the waters and walk across to them.
There will then be a meal, consisting of five loaves of bread and two fishes.
Refreshments will be provided, when the water bottles of the delegates suddenly fill with wine.
Afterwards Obama will ride the proverbial ass (how appropriate) to Charlotte, North Carolina, while the attendees spread palm branches before him.
The closing ceremonies, on September 6th, will have Obama raising the dead; to increase the voting base of the Democrats.